Ki-isms (112th ed.)

Long overdue!November…

Mike is teaching Ki about tv. Commercials and choosing from what’s on rather than whatever you want. It’s funny! He’s so clueless.

Ki to Ella: You’re the bossiest person I know! Well, except for one person in my PE class. (I really wanna meet Christina now. Ha!)

“I wonder what our craft will be today (in his kindergarten class)! Maybe it’ll be a chicken cuz last time it was a turkey.”

“Ella, if you want tuh throw it away, just give it to me. I like to keep shoes that people don’t want.”

“He’s (Fenton) like the strongest boy! Well. Actually not. I can, like, break a plate.”

It’s the Fenton gun shooter! He’s the fireball boy. Which he can shoot fireballs out of the gun. (Picture, caption and Facebook posting dictated by Ki.)

Ki just told Ella she’s a cute little girl.

Ki needs to work on his follow through when high fiving. I just got smacked in the face.

Ki likes his treats.

Ki watching Toy Story 2: Bet my toys are alive right now.

My son just called me dude. He cracks me up.

Ki said he feels fine this morning and is acting the part. Mike gave him oyster crackers to nibble on, but he doesn’t get the concept of eating slowly. “So, I put 3 in my mouth, but I only chew one at at time. Okay?”

Mom logging off of Ki on the computer and onto Dad:  I’m getting off your screen and going to Dad’s.

Ki:  …Uh…I call it a profile, Mom.

Ki’s Quiz – 6 years!

I asked Ki these questions when he was 4. Thought it’d be fun to ask again so I could compare answers. :)

What’s your favorite…

color? red

sport? Every.

shirt? Uhh… I have a lot of ’em. [Can you tell me about one?] Can I tell you about one I want? [Sure.] Well, yesterday, I was playing Angry Birds Star Wars, and, it showed shirts you can buy and a few of them I wanted. Because they looked cool.

restaurant? I have, like, 3 favorite restaurants. Pizza Ranch that’s in Des Moines (Stpry City) aaaand, uh, Chili’s and Hickory Park.

food? Um, fruit.

treat? Um, all of them.

drink? Mmm, water and pop and all the other treat drinks. And not plain milk, but flavored milk.

weather? That’s a hard one. I think sunny.

book? I think my favorite book so far is that cat one that we got from the library. Oh, Chester! Chester.

toy? Video games.

animal? I have a lot of those, but I’ll tell  you one of my favorite animals. Cheetah!

story from the Bible? Daniel and the Lions.

letter? K [Why?] Because it’s the first letter in my name.

part of school? When I go to CC and Kindergarten.

Who are your friends? I can’t tell all of them, but I’ll tell some. Payton, Caedmon, Reagan, Maddie, Max, Ravi (from K), Blair, Townes, Elena aaaand that’s about all I remember.

Are you going to get married when you’re older? Haha! Mmmm. (I dunno.)

How old? Um, 100!

Who do you think you will marry? If I do? Ummmm, Elena.

What do you want to do for work when you’re bigger? Wait, what does Dad do for his work? [Web Design.] I wanna Web Design!

What was the best part of your life so far? A lot of parts. A ton a ton a ton.

Is there new stuff can you do now that you’re 6? I can go to the bathroom. Well I mean, I can hold Fenton.

What will you be able to do when you turn 7? Umm, I dunno. Probably be able to, um, I dunno.

Who’s cooler – Mom or Dad? Both!

What do you want to teach Ella while you’re 6? To go to the bathroom by herself. Wait! Actually, to do handstands and cool tricks and stuff. Ans also, when Fenton’s 2 I might be 8 and I’ll teach him to do that cool stuff, too!

What do you want to teach Fenton while you’re 6? To talk.

How old will you be when you start driving a car? Um, I think 17.

What field trips do you want to go on this year? To… I don’t know. Well here’s one thing I wanna do while I’m 6. Well, Christmas. I want to go to Grab Bag!

Ki-isms (111th ed.)

Ki, apologizing for swiping part of Ella’s granola bar: Ella, I’m sorry for helping you eat your food.

Ki dances from thosewandlings on Vimeo.

“Hey Mom. We’re brothers and we’re both laying on the blanket on our tummies with our feet up. We’re like twins!”

“Hey Ella! This is how you bow down to God.”

Ki about bedtime, “If you hear any naughtiness that would be Ella.”

While talking about how old you have to be to drink coffee…

Ella: Grampas get coffee.

Ki: Yeah. He’s REALLY old enough! … I think it’s the only thing he chugs up.

Ki, apologizing for swiping part of Ella’s granola bar: Ella, I’m sorry for helping you eat your food.

Ki-isms (110th ed.)

We just had a right of passage over here. I asked Ki to add eggs to our list and just noticed eggs and poop were added. :)

“Ella this is cool, right? It’s like I’m a window washer because I’m up high and I’m cleaning.” Ki sitting on his bed wiping down walls.

Ki and Ella are playing trains (a line of chairs). After Ella gave him her ticket, he said, “And pleeease, everybody turn off your cell phones!” You can tell he’s been to a couple movies with his aunts and uncle lately.

Ki was explaining about how he was trying to wash pee down the drain.
Dad: Why did you pee in the tub??
Ki: Ella told me to.

“Hey Ella, do you wanna go eat something healthy? I’m starving. We ate breakfast like an hour ago!”

Bookman! It’s Bookman!!