I feel the need to explain a certain thing in our home. And that’s our term for male genitalia. I’ve used it before, mainly in Ki-isms, so I figured I should let you know what it means.
Years ago, before our first bundle of boy, before we even knew he was a boy, Mike listened to some stand up comedy. He thought it was hilarious. I was informed that the term we would be using was “wally”. Odd, yes? But hey, it works!
The nice thing is that when he says it in public, no one knows what he’s talking about. That being said, it did freak Mike out once. We were hanging out with some dear friends and their 5-year-old came up to Mike.
Caedmon: Um, Mike, Ki touched my wally.
Mike: What?! Ki did what??
Caedmon: Ki touched my wally. holds up a Wall-E costume he had made
So now ya’all know.